12.06.07

Emoticons during wartime

Posted in Daily life at 12:16 pm by LeisureGuy

by Tom McNichol:

:-)            No new attacks reported today.

:-(            New attack reported today.

=|:-)=       This e-mail is being monitored by Uncle Sam for your protection.

:-x            I’d rather not say in an e-mail that’s being monitored for my protection.

:-w            Our current leader speaks with forked tongue.

*:o)           Our current leader is a bozo.

/:-=(          Our current leader in some ways resembles Adolf Hitler, at least in his disregard for civil liberties during wartime.

:-o            Uh-oh, what was that?

:-@           I hear screaming.

B)            Now donning protective goggles.

.-)            Good Sammy Davis, Jr., movie on tonight.

<|-)          Yes, the current conflict resembles Vietnam.

+<:-)        Pope to make appeal for peace.

(:3            No, I am the Walrus.

:(=)          Interesting Jimmy Carter piece in today’s Times.

[:-)           I’m listening to my iPod.

3:-o          Bovine encephalitis attack!

:-)8          Latest George Will column still doesn’t get it.

@:-[–      New Osama bin Laden message released.

8-/            Local chemical attack causing blindness.

:-#            Kiss your ass goodbye. 

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