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Archive for November 2006

The true meaning of Christmas, by Linus Van Pelt

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A slightly altered ending to Charlie Brown Christmas.

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30 November 2006 at 11:07 am

Posted in Comedy, Daily life

Microsoft bashers: here’s some ammunition

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A list of Microsoft “innovations”, actually developed elsewhere. Some I knew, some I didn’t.

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30 November 2006 at 10:55 am

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More cool sorting examples

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I linked to this before, but now you can select from more algorithms. Choose algorithm and click image to see the sort in action.

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30 November 2006 at 10:50 am

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Upsets in physics

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This article suggests some coming upsets in physics—if the experiments work out, of course: invisibility, anti-gravity, and perpetual motion. Take a look.

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30 November 2006 at 10:45 am

Posted in Science

If you’re bored: 50 useless facts

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Conversation stoppers, every one.

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30 November 2006 at 10:32 am

Posted in Daily life

Some secret Win XP goodies

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You can find even more through the links. The only one that I will probably use:

Start > Turn Off Computer… > press Shift key to change the “Stand By” button to “Hibernate”

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30 November 2006 at 10:30 am

Posted in Software

If programming languages were women…

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What if programming languages were women? A male programmer might describe them in this way:

There are so many programming languages available that it can be very difficult to get to know them all well enough to pick the right one for you. On the other hand most men know what kind of woman appeals to them. So here is a handy guide for many of the popular programming languages that describes what kind of women they would be if programming languages were women.

Assembler – A female track star who holds all the world speed records. She is hard and bumpy, and so is not that pleasant to embrace. She can cook up any meal, but needs a complete and detailed recipe. She is not beautiful or educated, and speaks in monosyllables like “MOV, JUMP, INC”. She has a fierce and violent temper that make her the choice of last resort.

FORTRAN – Your grey-haired grandmother. People make fun of her just because she is old, but if you take the time to listen, you can learn from her experiences and her mistakes. During her lifetime she has acquired many useful skills in sewing and cooking (subroutine libraries) that no younger women can match, so be thankful she is still around. She has a notoriously bad temper and when angered will start yelling and throwing dishes. It was mostly her bad temper that made grand dad search for another wife.

COBOL – A plump secretary. She talks far too much, and most of what she says can be ignored. She works hard and long hours, but can’t handle really complicated jobs. She has a short and unpredictable temper, so no one really likes working with her. She can cook meals for a huge family, but only knows bland recipes.

BASIC – The horny divorcee that lives next door. Her specialty is seducing young boys and it seems she is always readily available for them. She teaches them many amazing things, or at least they seem amazing because it is their first experience. She is not that young herself, but because she was their first lover the boys always remember her fondly. Her cooking and sewing skills are mediocre, but largely irrelevant, it’s the frolicking that the boys like. The opinion that adults have of Mrs. BASIC is varied. Shockingly, some fathers actually introduce their own sons to this immoral woman! But generally the more righteous adults try to correct the badly influenced young men by introducing them to well behaved women like Miss Pascal.

PL/I – A bordello madam. She wears silk dresses, diamonds, furs and red high heels. At one time she seemed very attractive, but now she just seems overweight and tacky. Tastes change.

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Written by LeisureGuy

30 November 2006 at 10:27 am

Posted in Comedy, Software

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