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A look inside The War for Gaul: A New Translation

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The following is an excerpt from The War for Gaul: A New Translation, by Julius Caesar, translated by James J. O’Donnell, professor of history, philosophy, and religious studies and University Librarian at Arizona State University, whose books include PagansThe Ruin of the Roman Empire, and Augustine: A New Biography.

Caesar deserves to be compared with Alexander the Great. No one before or since comes close. Command, conquest, and a lasting legacy set them apart from the likes of mere strivers like Napoleon or Hitler. And the war in Gaul was the making of Caesar.

Isn’t that what you would expect a translator of Caesar to say? It’s all entirely true and many have said as much before. But admiring him without understanding him makes us complicit in his ill-­doing as well. This translation of his account of the war in Gaul will try to restore your objectivity and freedom of judgment. Make of him what you will.


Cormac McCarthy should be the one to write the story of Caesar in Gaul. As insensitive and brutal as McCarthy’s Americans afoot in a land of native and Spanish peoples they wrongly took for uncivilized, Caesar’s armies had little excuse for what they did and they preferred not to remember it once done. But Caesar told their story coolly. Though people die in droves, horribly, on these pages, the Latin word for “blood” appears only twice, near the end.

The facts of the story must be made clear. A general with something to prove, a career to make, and plunder to be harvested for financial gain was handed an army and a province and a guarantee he would have both for long enough to make serious mischief. He spent nine years battering his way through his province and the rich and promising lands beyond, bullying allies and brutalizing the resistant. By the time he was through, the lands and peoples that obeyed his commands—and those of his successors for another half millennium—had been vastly increased, and he was poised to make himself master of the world, or at least the world that stretched from the English Channel to Damascus.

He had no business doing any of this. His colleagues admired his chutzpah, knowing that he went far beyond every reasonable moral or legal boundary. His excesses were possible because he was in competition with two other monsters, one of whom fell in battle at the opposite end of the world while Caesar was in Gaul, the other of whom let Caesar go too long, then fought him, then fled, and ended up hacked to death by the minions of a king who thought it prudent to curry favor with Caesar.

But the book Caesar wrote is magnificent: amoral, certainly, but clear, vivid, and dramatic, a thing to be remembered and read for the ages. Books about war often make us sympathize with the wretchedness of the victims. This one forces us to be Romans of the kind its author wanted to be. We read it nervously, cheering for a bullfight we didn’t want to attend and don’t approve of, admiring the grace of the awesome minuet that floods the sand with blood. There is no denying that this is a great work of literature, one of the greatest, and at the same time, there should be no denying that it is a bad man’s book about his own bad deeds. I think it is the best bad man’s book ever written.

But many will resist my saying the plain fact. Because his carven prose depends on a deliberately restrained vocabulary and a terse, correct style, the book has been thought suitable for schoolboys for many generations, until about the time Latin schoolmasters discovered finally that women can read too. Now the book is in disfavor, for the wrong reasons: because it is about war, and because it is too easy. But we all need to read books about war if we are to avoid dying in one, and this book is anything but easy.

The best reasons for not teaching this book to the young are . . .

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Written by Leisureguy

16 September 2021 at 12:49 pm

The hypnotic beauty of money

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One of my favorite lines, in the movie Heist (2001): Danny DeVito’s character Bergman says,

Everybody needs money. That’s why they call it “money.”

Written by Leisureguy

16 September 2021 at 12:29 pm

A stout-hearted shave

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The RazoRock Keyhole brush is a perfect exemplar of the tectonic shift in the shaving brush landscape. It’s a very nice brush indeed — in appearance, in feel, and in performance — and it costs $10. If what you want in a shaving brush is its usefulness, it makes no economic sense to pay $250 for a brush that does the same task. 

I do understand how some possessions serve a dual function: their stated purpose and also as status markers. An ultra-expensive watch, for example, has a social task in addition to telling the time (reliably, one hopes, since a watch whose cost is but a fraction can tell time perfectly, setting itself daily with the atomic clock). But unless one carries around his shaving brush to show it to others, the impression it might make in one’s social circle is zero. If what you want is good lather easily generated, get a $10 brush with a good grip (I particularly like the Keyhole grip: very secure) and a good synthetic knot, and put the extra money in the soap.

And, speaking of the soap, I do like Mystic Water tallow-based soaps, which in some cases (like today’s soap) include lanolin:

A dark brown soap made with Guinness stout and scented with a smooth beer fragrance that is blended with creamy oatmeal, orange peel, butterscotch, farm-fresh milk, almond, and vanilla.  It doesn’t smell like actual beer but it is a warm, comforting scent.  Fragrance and lanolin.

For those who miss Mickey Lee Soapworks’ The Drunken Goat, this is a good choice. It does not include goat milk but it does have the Guiness stout, and its ingredients are good:

. . . shaving soap is made with beef tallow combined with stearic acid, shea butter, castor oil, sustainably sourced organic palm oil, avocado oil, aloe vera, bentonite clay, silk protein, allantoin, and extra glycerin. It offers exceptional protection, glide, and post-shave skin care and is excellent for even sensitive skin and tough beards. Most of my shaving soaps also include lanolin, and I use both botanical essential oils and high quality fragrances in my soap. 

One benefit of using a different razor daily is that each day I get a fresh experience of the razor’s performance, undimmed by my having grown accustomed to it, the wearing away of novel experience that reduces the unusual in time to the ordinary. For example, in today’s shave with the Maggard Razors V2 open-combf, I was struck anew by its surprising excellence — it is both extremely comfortable and extremely efficient. And today, with my hands feeling a little slick, I noted too the excellence of the Maggard Razors stainless-steel MR7 handle: very grippy, and feels good in the hand — plus it’s modestly priced (as is the V2OC head).

Written by Leisureguy

16 September 2021 at 9:56 am

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